Asspark

Verb__Reverse parking. (Not to be confused with the 'noun' which is where homo's have picnics. )

"take the truck out the gate and asspark it in neighbours driveway"

by Danks January 19, 2018

assparka

A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.

This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.

Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.

by Xplotos October 19, 2008

assparade

Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.

Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.

Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!

by El Jock January 30, 2007

ass park

the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.

Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.

In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.

One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.

Ass park is a great place.

Hey guys lets bike over to Ass Park and pick up some chicks.

by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005

Assbark

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

by dillymax June 10, 2009

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

assparade

website for buttlovers, or big butt lovers, here you can see some big butt pornstars like, tushy flower,naomi,caroline...

hmmm, they're some really nice asses on assparade...

by blitzz September 14, 2007