Assbark

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

by dillymax June 10, 2009

Assbasket

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

Assback Gorilla

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.

by Assback Gorilla April 30, 2009

assparka

A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.

This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.

Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.

by Xplotos October 19, 2008

assbarf

to assbarf
from the Latin assious barfious
the act of barfing out of your ass

Oh shit man, I just had a nasty assbarf
<kankraka> I'm assbarfing

by port9 January 28, 2004

assback

n. a position in any competitive sport
usually applied to the team fuck up
a.k.a. leftout a.k.a. benchwarmer

Little Johnny, the team fuck up, plays assback. When he gets up to get on the field the coach yells, "Get your <ass back> here!"

by Derek Harringtong December 18, 2006

assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

by Gozzy October 1, 2006