AssPackistan 

Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPackistan.
Girl: What?
Dude: He likes his ass packed.....Der. Dumb Bitch.

AssPackistan by CrispyD November 10, 2007

Asscrackistan 

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

Asscrackistan by Spork134 September 22, 2008

Asskrackistan 

Where Osama Bin Laden supposedely is hiding and where our troops are needlessly sent to. George Bush's other failed attempt to rule the world

Man, I just got my orders Im being sent to Asskrackistan?!!?

Asskrackistan by 13damian September 23, 2005