Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.
Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.
by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023
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The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.
by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018
Get the AsparDame mug.He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.
by Necromantia April 1, 2016
Get the Aspartame Daddy mug.Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.
Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.
Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!
Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!
by El Jock January 30, 2007
Get the assparade mug.A rather large, unstable chemical that some people claim tastes like sugar.
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody
by GiBe June 16, 2005
Get the aspartame mug.The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
by Alexis Robinson March 15, 2007
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