asspartame 

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

asspartame by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Asspartame 

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife.
Constance: You really mean it?
Greg: Yeah:
Constance: Aww sweetheart.

Asspartame by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023

AsparDame 

The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.

My AsparDame took me out shopping for new socks and dinner at Applebees. She treats me right.

AsparDame by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018

Aspartame Daddy 

Not quite rich enough to be a Sugar Daddy.

He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.

Aspartame Daddy by Necromantia April 1, 2016

assparade 

Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.

Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.

Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!

assparade by El Jock January 30, 2007

aspartame 

A rather large, unstable chemical that some people claim tastes like sugar.
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody

Diet Pepsi has a lot of aspartame in it.
Diet Pepsi tastes gross.

aspartame by GiBe June 16, 2005

Aspartame Arse 

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

Aspartame Arse by Alexis Robinson March 15, 2007