Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

Assparent by felixh November 13, 2016

aparentment 

A basement location or other area of your parent's house that you as a twenty, thirty or forty something occupies and that you call your home or apartment. Usually circumstances force the adult to come back home--however then to create their own living space, the aparentment.

"Hey yes--come over to my aparentment--I have the whole downstairs".

aparentment by Petee4 December 10, 2010

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

apparential

Pertaining to appearance.

The formal, the juxtapositional, the thetical, the sensual, the objectual, the functional, and the designative are all congruent to the apparential.

apparential by sandraxine July 14, 2018

Asspants 

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

Asspants by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.

I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

carbon assprint by Old Man Pip May 31, 2009

apparently 

it appears that; as far as one knows; seemingly
apparently
adverb
1. seemingly, outwardly, ostensibly, speciously .

it appears that, allegedly, it seems that, on the face of it, by all accounts, so the story goes, so I'm told Apparently the girls are not amused by the situation.
The deterioration has been caused by an apparently endless recession

apparently by Gobaibhaw September 28, 2013