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Curriculum Associates 

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!
Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

assacious 

the form of being an ass
the form of being a jerk
the form of beingannoying
why must u be so assacious?
assacious by alexis cp September 5, 2008

boyce associates 

A really shit place to work, where pay is low, moral is non-existent, projects are dull & management are wankers!
Thank god Mcdonalds are recruiting cos I can't take more of this boyce associates shit!
boyce associates by R JS November 29, 2007

Green Party and Their Associates  

The circle of friends, no matter where, who connect on the Green Level. Thus also smoke immense amounts of Mary Jane, and usually gets the munchies.
"Mayne, lets have a Green Party and Their Associates meeting tonight. You in?"

"Of Course."

Associates

Formed by two founder members of the HFPC (Ches and Fin) along with Pricey, the Beserker and Moist in 1999, it was decided that the word of carnage needed to be spread unto the uneducated masses of the North.
Following Gillingham FC to such salubrious locations in England such as Preston,Blackpool,Nottingham,Stoke, Millwall etc, the Associates breathed new life into the decaying art of Football Hooliganism, excessive drinking, violence, vandalism and bugle practice.
The Associates finest moments would involve such tear-jerkers as the ransacking of the Boyce hotel, Pricey being arrested for mooning the riot police, Beserker doing a whole bag in one hit, Fin armed with 2 pool cues and bottles in the town centre, and Ches wrecking the phone box then laying out the bloke queueing at McDonalds late at night. Halcyon days.
God bless us all.
"Who set fire to that effigy of Sean Gregan at Preston on the terraces?"

"That'll be the Associates again".

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeegan You fucking cuntbag!
Associates by Fin November 18, 2004

associates degree 

A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.
Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "
associates degree by dawnmusic July 12, 2015