Associates

Formed by two founder members of the HFPC (Ches and Fin) along with Pricey, the Beserker and Moist in 1999, it was decided that the word of carnage needed to be spread unto the uneducated masses of the North.
Following Gillingham FC to such salubrious locations in England such as Preston,Blackpool,Nottingham,Stoke, Millwall etc, the Associates breathed new life into the decaying art of Football Hooliganism, excessive drinking, violence, vandalism and bugle practice.
The Associates finest moments would involve such tear-jerkers as the ransacking of the Boyce hotel, Pricey being arrested for mooning the riot police, Beserker doing a whole bag in one hit, Fin armed with 2 pool cues and bottles in the town centre, and Ches wrecking the phone box then laying out the bloke queueing at McDonalds late at night. Halcyon days.
God bless us all.

"Who set fire to that effigy of Sean Gregan at Preston on the terraces?"

"That'll be the Associates again".

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeegan You fucking cuntbag!

Associates by Fin November 18, 2004

Associates

Someone you're lowkey fucking but lie to your friends about fucking because you aren't real. At all.

She said they were just associates but we all knew.

Associates by Ab21 July 23, 2015

associates

a term used to describe "bitches dat work da pole" or strippers.

those associates had no muhfuckin titties, yo.

associates by betchpleez March 1, 2011

associates degree 

A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.

Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "

associates degree by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

associates with benefits 

A friend with benefit except instead of being friends with the other person you are more on an associate basis

Hey, are you and Jim friends with benefits? No we're just associates with benefits I don't really know him that we'll

associates with benefits by 3P4NIM€ February 5, 2014

Curriculum Associates 

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!

Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

Curriculum Associates by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

boyce associates 

A really shit place to work, where pay is low, moral is non-existent, projects are dull & management are wankers!

Thank god Mcdonalds are recruiting cos I can't take more of this boyce associates shit!

boyce associates by R JS November 29, 2007