A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.
Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.
by dawnmusic December 20, 2016
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Get the Dr. Boyce Watkins mug.When a new employee has to wait one week after they start their job to get their first paycheck.
Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.
Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.
Friend : "good luck on your new job'"
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."
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Get the associates degree mug.A city in Alabama where a lot of people fled after Tyrone Buck Jones Stallworth killed their family members.
I moved to Mississippi from Selma after Tyrone Stallworth killed three of my family members from 2001 to 2009.
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Get the Tyrone Stallworth mug.A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
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