Definitions by dawnmusic
Holice officer
A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
Holice officer by dawnmusic December 27, 2022
Dr. Boyce Watkins
Straight forward and politically incorrect African American Professor who's a strong proponent in African American sole proprietorship.
Dr. Boyce Watkins by dawnmusic November 13, 2020
Week in the hole
When a new employee has to wait one week after they start their job to get their first paycheck.
Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.
Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.
Friend : "good luck on your new job'"
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."
Week in the hole by dawnmusic January 9, 2019
Assessment test
A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.
Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.
Assessment test by dawnmusic December 20, 2016
St. John's wort
The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.
St. John's wort by dawnmusic May 11, 2016