Assmas
A holiday that falls on June 25th of every year, halfway to Christmas where people all around the world show their asses to their significant other, send each other pictures of their asses, butt sex, or butt themed gifts and sex toy exchange. Assmas always falls on gay pride month.
Andrew:David
David:what the fuck bruh
Andrew:are you celebrating assmas with Bo this year?
David:Fuck yeah! Bo and I got front row tickets to go see Nessa Barrett this year and we are going to tear each other's assholes up in the bathroom. What did you get alex?
Andrew:Alex bought me a hope chest full of Bum Toys this year.
David:what the fuck bruh
Andrew:are you celebrating assmas with Bo this year?
David:Fuck yeah! Bo and I got front row tickets to go see Nessa Barrett this year and we are going to tear each other's assholes up in the bathroom. What did you get alex?
Andrew:Alex bought me a hope chest full of Bum Toys this year.
Assmas by Shaelyn hater June 13, 2026
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