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A holiday that falls on June 25th of every year, halfway to Christmas where people all around the world show their asses to their significant other, send each other pictures of their asses, butt sex, or butt themed gifts and sex toy exchange. Assmas always falls on gay pride month.
Andrew:David
David:what the fuck bruh
Andrew:are you celebrating assmas with Bo this year?
David:Fuck yeah! Bo and I got front row tickets to go see Nessa Barrett this year and we are going to tear each other's assholes up in the bathroom. What did you get alex?
Andrew:Alex bought me a hope chest full of Bum Toys this year.
Assmas by Shaelyn hater June 13, 2026
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Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

rantaro assmami 

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!

Character Assassination

Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.

Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.

2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.

Lyrical Assassin 

Someone who straight up destroys a beat with flows that can't be beat.

Spitting rhymes just like bullets, as to murder the competition.

Mr. Criminal
O.G. 1:Ay, have you heard Mr. Criminal's new C.D.?
O.G. 2:Yeah, that foo is truely the one and only Lyrical Assassin

assassination classroom 

Assassination classroom is a show about this creature known as Korosensei, a unknown creature that destroyed about 70% of the moon. Korosensei also wants to destroy the earth a year later but before he does, he wants to teach a class of the middle schoo under achievers. The organization holding him soon allowed him to work at the school and telling the students it is their job to assassinate their teacher within a year to receive a great deal of cash. This, being their only chance to make a name for themselves, they agree and begin trying to murder their teacher while he teaches the students normal everyday subjects.

Windy-City Assassin

Derrick Rose
Derrick rose...The Windy-City Assassin