assmason
assmason by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004
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assmasonry
Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.
see: shit, asshattery
also: assmason
see: shit, asshattery
also: assmason
Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."
Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."
Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."
assmasonry by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)