Assmasking 

When you're wearing your Covid mask and someone farts in your aisle and it gets trapped in your mask and engulfs itself into your face, only getting worse if you are chewing a piece of gum. Then it becomes aspirating the fart, chewing the fart, and living the fart all at once.

That girl must be thinking its assmasking season, because my eyes are watering now that I'm aspirating, chewing, and living her fart all at once.

Assmasking by bchizzleupinyomomsassbit November 7, 2021

Assmazing

An amazing girl with an incredible ass

Alicia is Assmazing.

Assmazing by Alicialover202 December 2, 2009

Assassingasm

A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.

B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.

C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.

Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."

Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"

Assassingasm by Torphius March 5, 2009

Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.

"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"

Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012

Assasing 

Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...

"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."

Assasing by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011

Assmazing

Its time traveling on a mad skill of note, so bad that you will want to fuck my mind.

Did you see that girl? she was assmazing!

Assmazing by Shananigons May 20, 2011

assmazing

to have an ass so amazing, you just wanna eat cereal out of it. Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, etc..

jim: ZOMG! did you see that Kim Kardashian sex tape!!

jeff: yeah that bitch is so ASSMAZING!!! LOL

jim: i wanna eat panda express out of her butthole

jeff:LOLZ

assmazing by the och January 24, 2008