Assidge

When you see a girl with a fat ass and her crack shows

Damn shawtae with all due respect, you got hella assidge

by Javitoosmooth March 15, 2023

Assidentally

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

by icwish April 28, 2010

assident

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Asidget

An Asian midget

Me: ayo Luke did you hear about John's new friend, he's an asidget.
Luke: No way he met an Asian midget, nice.

by Silent175 November 26, 2021

Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009