asside 

1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.

2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.

If anon12 makes one more asside on my blog, I’m gonna start moderating comments.

asside by robinlr April 8, 2008

Assiest 

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

Assiest by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.

“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”

Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

Assedema 

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.

"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"

Assedema by MJinMaine July 3, 2009

assidor 

The Country with a big crack running through the middle of it.

I am the ambassador of kick your ASSidor!

assidor by M_Kat November 9, 2006

Assidentally 

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

assdextrous by bigbaddave June 22, 2003