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asside

1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.

2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.
If anon12 makes one more asside on my blog, I’m gonna start moderating comments.
by robinlr April 8, 2008
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Assiest

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her
Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.
by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015
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Askident

A question unwisely asked.
“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
by PJMac August 10, 2012
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Assedema

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.
"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"
by MJinMaine July 3, 2009
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assidor

The Country with a big crack running through the middle of it.
I am the ambassador of kick your ASSidor!
by M_Kat November 9, 2006
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Assidentally

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.
by icwish April 28, 2010
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assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.
John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.
by bigbaddave June 22, 2003
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