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Assflames
the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.
Assflames by zombiexkay June 30, 2011
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Assflak
When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.
Assflak by David Love May 18, 2008
Asiflable
Deleting all the files from my machine was not the most asiflable method of testing that new file delete application.
Asiflable by Chris Gray July 14, 2003
Assflash
Assflash by Alien in Hotchkiss January 27, 2010
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