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xmas

Shortened form of Christmas. Some will tell you that this abbreviation "takes the Christ out of Christmas" but you should not listen to these people since they are probably right-wing zealots who will try to convert you.
Xmas makes poor kids cry when they realize the rich kids get all the good toys, all the good clothes, and all the good cars.
by kate November 22, 2004
mugGet the xmasmug.

jizzhead

A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.
"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."
by Kate April 28, 2004
mugGet the jizzheadmug.

mistagay

an article of clothing (most often pants) that it ushually unattractive but still reliable as far comfort is concerned. may simply be shorted to "gays"
" Man I can't wait to go home take of my tight jeans and put on my mistagays"
"i'm such a bum imgoing out into public and im not even gonna change out of my gays"
by Kate February 11, 2004
mugGet the mistagaymug.

act up

If your girl starts to acting up break up with her.
by kate February 2, 2004
mugGet the act upmug.

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine
me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime
by kate January 2, 2004
mugGet the Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"mug.

Bombshank

I so just bombshanked the guy my friend wanted to be with.
I totally just got bombshanked.
by Kate September 25, 2003
mugGet the Bombshankmug.

thacker (n.)

A person with no butt. Who's THighs are connected to their bACK because there is no butt in between to separate them.
by Kate February 8, 2004
mugGet the thacker (n.)mug.

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