Kate's definitions

mistagay

an article of clothing (most often pants) that it ushually unattractive but still reliable as far comfort is concerned. may simply be shorted to "gays"

" Man I can't wait to go home take of my tight jeans and put on my mistagays"
"i'm such a bum imgoing out into public and im not even gonna change out of my gays"

by Kate February 11, 2004

xmas

Shortened form of Christmas. Some will tell you that this abbreviation "takes the Christ out of Christmas" but you should not listen to these people since they are probably right-wing zealots who will try to convert you.

Xmas makes poor kids cry when they realize the rich kids get all the good toys, all the good clothes, and all the good cars.

by kate November 22, 2004

Tarzan

A hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a fuck.

Josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a Tarzan that Kate didn't care.

by kate November 22, 2004

jizzhead

A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.

"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."

by Kate April 28, 2004

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

by kate January 2, 2004

abortcher

Combination of Abortionist + Butcher.

A person who kills unborn children and occasionally Botches the dirty deed, injuring and scarring the woman patient, sometimes causing her permanent infertility.

That abortcher needs to realize his actions are simply murder.

by kate April 15, 2006

Bombshank

When you take something from someone.

I so just bombshanked the guy my friend wanted to be with.
I totally just got bombshanked.

by Kate September 25, 2003