6 definitions by David Love

Assflak

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

by David Love May 18, 2008

Rat Lobster

A woman with a very hairy unshaved cooter who is on her period.

Joe tell your mom to get her rat lobster out of my face, it tastes like moldy cheese!

by David Love May 18, 2008

Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.

OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!

by David Love June 24, 2008

Ass Spackle

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.

Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.

by David Love May 18, 2008

B Gap

Instead of running through the A gap while playing madden, you get tackled and hit in your ass.

Rob: WTF Dave you were supposed to run through the A gap!

Dave: Yea well I think I just got hit in my B Gap!

by David Love June 24, 2008

B Gap

Instead of running through the A gap while playing madden, you get tackled and hit in your ass.

Rob: WTF Dave you were supposed to run through the A gap!

Dave: Yea well I think I just got hit in my B Gap!

by David Love June 24, 2008