assflake 

An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.

John, you fucking assflake! You suck.

assflake by Kate March 31, 2005

assflake 

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

assflake by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

Assflake 

Happens to be an amazing s/o, sooo sweet and nice and cute and funny annnd yeah

Assflake is everything you could ask for in a partner!

Assflake by Asshair__huge June 15, 2021

Assflames 

the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.

I only have one thing to say...assflames.

Assflames by zombiexkay June 30, 2011

Assflak 

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

Assflak by David Love May 18, 2008

Assflames 

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!

Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy

Assflames by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

assflare by 1bigreg December 1, 2011