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A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.
"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."
doings by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.
Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.
doings by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

Blocky's Funny Doings International 

Blocky's Show where he does some Funny Doings
currently shut off because of pranking in a court case
Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, use Firey's ferris wheel stand to dispense water on Gelatin! He'll get ultra soggy, unable to do anything! When recovered, repeat! Isn't that funny? Hahahahahah! {This program was brought you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.}

Blocky's Funny doings International 

A corporation that has been arrested for perjury in court
This program has been brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International

Incredible-doings 

The use of two words together, created by Patrick May. Incredible-doings means:
1. Something good you've done
2. Something amazing someone has done
3. Some music recorded on an audio tape
"Wow, those were some incredible doings."
"I think I'll listen to some incredible doings."

Blocky's Funny Doings International 

Blocky's Funny Doings International, later renamed Woody's Funny Doings International, is a fictional corporation in the show BFDI. The show revolves around Blocky playing pranks on various contestants, such as placing a Firey Recovery Center above water or filling a Bubble Recovery Center with tacks. Including putting a tree near a cliff and connecting an Ice Cube Recovery Center to it using a dull spring.

Blocky's Funny Doings International also involves non-canon pranks that appear in several BFDI shorts. Like in the short titled "Blocky Prank Compilation"

Blocky's Funny Doings's ownership was later transferred to Woody due to Blocky's elimination in BFB 24. As well as legal issues containing Blocky pulling a prank while at a court case due to the theft of Donut's Diary
"This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International"
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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