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half-assery 

The act of viewing someone else's half-assmanship and finding oneself so moved to comment upon the splendidness of the half-assmanship that one must utter an exclamation.
Employee: Holy shit! Would you look at that half-assery! That's dedication!
half-assery by Uganda2 March 9, 2009

Half Assery 

The same thing as half assed but better
Half Assery by Jennifer Coolage August 17, 2024

Half-asser 

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could
I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'
Half-asser by Levi.leadguitar November 20, 2016

half-asser 

Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.
"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"

"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".

"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
half-asser by Tanner August 31, 2004

Half Asser 

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.
That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!
Half Asser by dkarez4u August 23, 2011

HALF-ASSER 

Someone who tells you half of the truth
When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser
HALF-ASSER by applebtm July 14, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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