Assaultron

The deathstar laser but more aggressive and is actively chasing you down.

Damnit that Assaultron won’t stop spawn killing me.

by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009

visually assaulting

(1)Something or someone so unattractive, or unsightly that seeing it actually causes harm to the viewers sight.

(2)Visually overpowering in a positive or negative way.

(1) Her leggings worn as pants, caused her outfit to be visually assaulting.

by kyredhead October 4, 2009

Visually assaulting

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.

Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.

by Burrywog February 3, 2010

assaultr22

A CGShock reg completely devoid of redeeming qualities. Has a creepy obsession with waffles, which he has sex with on a daily basis. Uses syrup in foreplay.

That guy's such an Assaultr22.

by AnonymousShocker April 18, 2005

Assaultr22

A.K.A. Waffles, a Cool guy, well known for his funny antics is popular and irreplaceable. Noone can top this guy, he is t3h l33t!

Awesome, Funny, Cool, Waffles

by Waffles April 17, 2005

assaultr22

The person who thinks he is the king of waffle's.
We tracked his source down to CGshock, which we will find out later.
Any other information will be extracted and told.
Please note that his ISP will receive a warning for letting abuse of the internet go on.

As for more information about this person will come later due that CIA/FBI/NSA are currently tracking him down.

Let's go to a Assaultr22:
-to a king of waffle's

by Raggorak April 18, 2005