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Assaultron 

The deathstar laser but more aggressive and is actively chasing you down.
Damnit that Assaultron won’t stop spawn killing me.
Assaultron by Djungelskög January 16, 2022
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Assaulting the log 

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.
So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

visually assaulting 

(1)Something or someone so unattractive, or unsightly that seeing it actually causes harm to the viewers sight.

(2)Visually overpowering in a positive or negative way.
(1) Her leggings worn as pants, caused her outfit to be visually assaulting.
visually assaulting by kyredhead October 4, 2009

Visually assaulting 

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.
Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.
Visually assaulting by Burrywog February 3, 2010

assaultr22

A CGShock reg completely devoid of redeeming qualities. Has a creepy obsession with waffles, which he has sex with on a daily basis. Uses syrup in foreplay.
That guy's such an Assaultr22.
assaultr22 by AnonymousShocker April 18, 2005

Assaultr22

A.K.A. Waffles, a Cool guy, well known for his funny antics is popular and irreplaceable. Noone can top this guy, he is t3h l33t!
Assaultr22 by Waffles April 17, 2005

assaultr22

The person who thinks he is the king of waffle's.
We tracked his source down to CGshock, which we will find out later.
Any other information will be extracted and told.
Please note that his ISP will receive a warning for letting abuse of the internet go on.

As for more information about this person will come later due that CIA/FBI/NSA are currently tracking him down.
Let's go to a Assaultr22:
-to a king of waffle's
assaultr22 by Raggorak April 18, 2005
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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