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assaultr22

A CGShock reg completely devoid of redeeming qualities. Has a creepy obsession with waffles, which he has sex with on a daily basis. Uses syrup in foreplay.
That guy's such an Assaultr22.
assaultr22 by AnonymousShocker April 18, 2005
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Assaultr22

A.K.A. Waffles, a Cool guy, well known for his funny antics is popular and irreplaceable. Noone can top this guy, he is t3h l33t!
Assaultr22 by Waffles April 17, 2005

assaultr22

The person who thinks he is the king of waffle's.
We tracked his source down to CGshock, which we will find out later.
Any other information will be extracted and told.
Please note that his ISP will receive a warning for letting abuse of the internet go on.

As for more information about this person will come later due that CIA/FBI/NSA are currently tracking him down.
Let's go to a Assaultr22:
-to a king of waffle's
assaultr22 by Raggorak April 18, 2005

assaultr22

A term often used in substitute for the word 'loser', 'creep', 'nerd', 'moron', or 'dipshit'.

Considered a derogatory term by most, also occasionally associated with the term waffle.
"that assaultr22 smells like a bad waffle."
assaultr22 by Hale April 18, 2005

Assaultron 

The deathstar laser but more aggressive and is actively chasing you down.
Damnit that Assaultron won’t stop spawn killing me.
Assaultron by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

mech assault2 

MechAsault 2; a game that people play that have no life what so ever. They are complety in a fictious world with robots that rape other robots and shoot beams at each other.
Hey wanna go outside and play today, no i want to stay home and play mechassault2
mech assault2 by Mike March 12, 2005

Assault1126 

Hes a boy that likes cod and fortnite and he is probably 15-17 years old hes also really lit
he ia assault1126
Assault1126 by bjbwkbdk September 1, 2020
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