When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Fridayafternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.