Assdot 

ass-dotas-dot -noun

1) An irritating user (computer)
2) A user who enters data during a release and makes a mess of things

Looks like we had 5 assdots during last nights release

Assdot by TenKracer April 16, 2008

Assdouche 

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

assiot 

noun - Someone who is being an ass and an idiot.

Our V.P. of Internet Sales is such an assiot that he pays people to come give presentations about topics we already know.

assiot by Stalort July 13, 2009

Assmotize 

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

Assmotize by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

assdome 

Licking and sucking of the ass hole.

Avery gives great assdome.
Did you see Danny giving Jimmy assdome in the locker room?
Dude, I'm getting dome tonight... assdome.

assdome by Tambo24 September 29, 2011

assdog 

To place your penis between the buttocks of another male/female for the purposes of imitating a "Hot Dog".

Hey guys, I'm totally gonna give Donna an assdog tonight.

assdog by JmBd February 28, 2008

asstote 

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

asstote by Goodtypes September 13, 2012