The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.
I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
by gimmedatsammich February 22, 2011
by gimmedatsammich September 06, 2010
When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
by gimmedatsammich January 25, 2012
The sequel to Infinity Ward's 2007 masterpiece, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
guy #1: Dude did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
guy #2: No dude, what's that.
guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
guy #2: No dude, what's that.
guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
by gimmedatsammich March 26, 2009
Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.
by gimmedatsammich April 28, 2011
Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?
Laziness:
Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.
Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.
by gimmedatsammich November 10, 2010
A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
by gimmedatsammich February 12, 2009