Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.
He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.
by gimmedatsammich February 24, 2011
Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.
by gimmedatsammich May 21, 2011
A class that saps all the fun out of music. You will start the year off excited and enthusiastic, but by mid semester, you'll be thinking, "Why the fuck did I take this class, again?"
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
After a semester of taking AP Music Theory and not being able to enjoy music anymore, Adam burned his textbook and dropped the fuck out of that piece of shit class.
by gimmedatsammich February 18, 2011
A tactic used in horror movies to scare people, the jump scare is used by unimaginative filmmakers as a cheap method of frightening the audience; i.e, making them literally "jump" out of their seats. This device is being increasingly employed in modern horror movies, along with gratuitous amounts of gore, because the directors have forgotten how to actually scare people.
A scantily clad, bosomy teenager who hears a suspicious noise in her empty house on a rainy night while watching a movie gets up from the couch to investigate its source. Walking slowly, she calls out, "Is anybody there?" As she nears the kitchen, a black cat streaks across the hallway, accompanied by a loud, piercing measure of orchestral music. "Oh, whiskers, you silly cat, you scared me!" she says, breathing a sigh of relief. She turns around, anxious to get back to her movie, when an axe suddenly buries itself in her skull.
Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.
Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.
by gimmedatsammich April 06, 2011
The sequel to Infinity Ward's 2007 masterpiece, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
guy #1: Dude did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
guy #2: No dude, what's that.
guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
guy #2: No dude, what's that.
guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
by gimmedatsammich March 26, 2009
The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.
Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
by gimmedatsammich December 05, 2011
Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?
Mrs. Smith: On the next test.
Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.
Mrs. Smith: On the next test.
Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.
by gimmedatsammich September 13, 2010