Ass-camp 

Occupying a chair for a ridiculous period of time. Made popular during COVID, remote learning, and hybrid working environments.

“They threw me out of my office so I’m going to ass-camp in the cafeteria this afternoon.”

Ass-camp by Bilge Rat May 17, 2022

camp ass 

when your ass gets all sweaty and wet after going to outdoors camp for at least a week

fuck man, i came back from camp wang with camp ass

camp ass by sweatshopowner May 18, 2004

ass-camper 

In a first-person shooter game, one who stalks other players to steal their kill, typically with a grenade or spray of machine-gun fire.

Damn you Levi! That's the fifth time this game you scored a double-kill off of me in a firefight you ass-camper!

ass-camper by Devon Taylor January 7, 2008

ass camper 

1. a gay man who enjoys penetrating another man's ass and leaving his penis there for extended periods of time

my new neighbor just seems like such an ass camper, which is why, whenever he comes over, I guard my ass

ass camper by MACHINE/POSTAL December 9, 2008

pussy ass camper 

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

pussy ass camper by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022

camper's ass 

Describes the state of having a moist, sticky, sweaty buttocks especially crack area. May also refer to the skin irritation or rash that accompanies sitting in wet clothes for an extanded period of time. The origen of the word can be traced to the hot summer days that you suffered with wet shorts through the remaining hours of summer day camp after breaking a sweat during a competitive game of tag or a dip under the sprinkler.

God, its so hot out that I am getting camper's ass just by sitting here!

camper's ass by subdude October 7, 2004

Campion Ass 

An ass coated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Man, what a night. I think the football team pulled a train on me, I have campion ass.

Campion Ass by antonymus August 4, 2012