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Aspergian 

Person with Asperger Syndrome, a form of high functioning autism.
Rachel is an Aspergian. She was diagnosed on the autism spectrum as an adult.
Aspergian by StimCity August 31, 2013
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Aspergian Spectral Range 

1.) Were the Autistic Spectrum a standard mathematic number line the Aspergian Spectral Range would be a set of values falling between neurotypicality and the full blown locked mindedness of Autism.

2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.
Known for their heightened intelligence and well written ways, their unusual quirks and qualities could not be overlooked. These are the tales of the autistically enhanced tibal folk hailing from the mysterious land known as the Aspergian Spectral Range.

Aspergatron 

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013

aspergineering 

‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.
aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007

Aspersion 

uh-spur-shun

Comes from the Latin word "Aspersio," which has a double meaning.

1. A derogatory remark or criticism
2. To asperse, or "sprinkle" holy water.
"Don't cast aspersions on my honesty."
Aspersion by Forcy April 1, 2008

Aspergia 

Basically a shorter way to say "Asperger's Community". This is often confused with uneducated dipshits (i.e. The person who wrote the definition below, MickeyMouse7) as the disorder itself.
MickeyMouse7: ASPERGIA IS A FAKE DISORDER!

Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.

MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!

Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.

MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!
Aspergia by Enemy_of_Ignorance December 2, 2011

Aspergerianette

(as-per-geh-ree-eh-net) n. a female counterpart of an aspergarian.
BS: Herself an Aspergerianette, Heather Kuzmich is a model willing to be a role model to both boys and girls with Asperger's Syndrome.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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