Aspbergian
Bob: He just acts so weird in social situations. And he's so clumsy.
Jill: Sounds pretty Aspbergian to me.
Jill: Sounds pretty Aspbergian to me.
Aspbergian by cowboycheerleader09 August 14, 2016
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aspergineering
‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007
Aspergia
Basically a shorter way to say "Asperger's Community". This is often confused with uneducated dipshits (i.e. The person who wrote the definition below, MickeyMouse7) as the disorder itself.
MickeyMouse7: ASPERGIA IS A FAKE DISORDER!
Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.
MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!
Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.
MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!
Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.
MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!
Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.
MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!
Aspergia by Enemy_of_Ignorance December 2, 2011
Aspergian Spectral Range
1.) Were the Autistic Spectrum a standard mathematic number line the Aspergian Spectral Range would be a set of values falling between neurotypicality and the full blown locked mindedness of Autism.
2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.
2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.
Known for their heightened intelligence and well written ways, their unusual quirks and qualities could not be overlooked. These are the tales of the autistically enhanced tibal folk hailing from the mysterious land known as the Aspergian Spectral Range.
Aspergian Spectral Range by Virulent Vox February 8, 2019
aspergia
A mental health syndrome that is seen as "high-functioning autism." It is really a bullshit syndrome created by and for geeks so they actually have a mental excuse for not being able to talk to girls or catch a football.
"I would walk down the street with other humans, but my Aspergia makes it impossible. I will get all my pokemon to level 100 instead and say I am really smart.
aspergia by MickeyMouse7 March 31, 2009
assbergman
A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.
That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.
assbergman by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015
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