French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.
MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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(A very Generic definition.)
A species of disheartened, sad-looking students who are going to appear for the JEE examination- an elimination process that aids in the shortlisting of students for engineering colleges in India.
This species can be easily identified by having a look at their eyes, faces and bodies which appear dead, dull and anything but graceful respectively.
They can be found behind stacks of Books or at hellish places called "coachings for JEE".
Places where the probability of finding them- staying true to the JEE Aspirant spirit, I'd say psy^2- is relatively low include schools, and just any geographical location which makes them happy.
These sad creatures have been to hell while preparing for this elimination process which has contributed immensely to their deranged appearances. They spend more than 8 hours studying on an average which I should appreciate but I don't because, they end up losing their love for learning before the actual learning even begins.
Even so, their determination is commendable. They one ultimate goal in life; to get into an IIT. This goal sometimes causes happiness when achieved and other times i.e. most times causes dangerous impacts in their young minds- suicidal thoughts to begin with.
Basically, these kids are messed up. Messed up by an exam- an exam that simply seeks out to eliminate 99.3% of applicants.
I feel sorry for them.
I feel sorry for myself.
(A very Generic definition.)
A species of disheartened, sad-looking students who are going to appear for the JEE examination- an elimination process that aids in the shortlisting of students for engineering colleges in India.
This species can be easily identified by having a look at their eyes, faces and bodies which appear dead, dull and anything but graceful respectively.
They can be found behind stacks of Books or at hellish places called "coachings for JEE".
Places where the probability of finding them- staying true to the JEE Aspirant spirit, I'd say psy^2- is relatively low include schools, and just any geographical location which makes them happy.
These sad creatures have been to hell while preparing for this elimination process which has contributed immensely to their deranged appearances. They spend more than 8 hours studying on an average which I should appreciate but I don't because, they end up losing their love for learning before the actual learning even begins.
Even so, their determination is commendable. They one ultimate goal in life; to get into an IIT. This goal sometimes causes happiness when achieved and other times i.e. most times causes dangerous impacts in their young minds- suicidal thoughts to begin with.
Basically, these kids are messed up. Messed up by an exam- an exam that simply seeks out to eliminate 99.3% of applicants.
I feel sorry for them.
I feel sorry for myself.
Kalpit: (with tears) *whispering* I was an IITJEE aspirant too.
Aman: *sighing* Yeah...we were screwed from the beginning.
No one:
Not a soul:
Me: Why did I ever decide to pursue engineering and become an IITJEE aspirant?!
Aman: *sighing* Yeah...we were screwed from the beginning.
No one:
Not a soul:
Me: Why did I ever decide to pursue engineering and become an IITJEE aspirant?!
by Do not forget me July 26, 2019
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A mythical lady who sells clocks from a cave in the mountainous regions of Spain. She associates only with wolves and seagulls. Also goes by the names of Naomi and Pascal.
"Dude did you hear about Esperanté?!"
"... No, what happened?"
"She totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"
"... No, what happened?"
"She totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"
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used as a word to describe somebody who inspires you and and you aspire to be like.
used as a word to describe somebody who inspires you and and you aspire to be like.
Your a very Aspirantional person.
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