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Asoro is surname of males originally from Nigeria. They are always good in sports,smart,funny and give relationship advice. the hottest girls fall for them but they get their hopes crushed cause Asoros just do not always feel like being in relationships.They also deny compliments when given. They tend to be very social and among a group of friends they are the most valued. They are the best group of brothers you can find and other group of brothers try so hard to be like them.
1. Dotun: damn those brothers play soccer for the school, get very good grades and baddies love them

Harrison: That is life man,they must be Asoros

2.Janet: I've been telling him he is so good-looking but he keeps saying hes not

Naomi: Just leave him he must be an Asoro

3.Rebecca: I like him a lot and always show him signs but it seems he doesn't like me am i not pretty enough?

Favour: You are extremely pretty, he probably doesn't just have time for a relationship hes an Asoro
Asoro by q17th March 26, 2019
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Astro Mode 

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.
My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.
Astro Mode by Viuz January 23, 2022
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The Astro 

Doing The Astro is defined as whatever you do in secret when no one's around. Everyone does The Astro.
I bet Jimmy's doing The Astro right now. He didn't come to the party.

Amorousity 

The highest state of passionate adoration and affection. An unavoidable sexual attraction. The noun for being amorous.
You could see the amorousity in their eyes when they looked across the room.
Amorousity by Wilko December 24, 2014

Asromgic 

1. Coming to a seemingly logical but also very wrong assumption.

2. Feeling someone has come to a seemingly logical but also very wrong assumption.
For example, a boy has a lot of body hair, coming to the conclusion he's a werewolf when he could just have some type of condition, such as hormone imbalance. His mother never tells him of this, and feels asromgic when she sees her son gain a look of recognition on his face.

Or, Naruto (yes, Uzumaki ;)) hears the villagers call him Kyuubi brat, demon, and avoid him like the plague while he's followed by Anbu and checked up on by the Hokage, coming to the conclusion that he IS the Kyuubi. The villagers hate him for killing people, the Anbu follow him and the Hokage check up on him to make sure he doesn't again. (From inside the Shimigami's stomach, Minato is feeling Asromgic)
Asromgic by ItsMari January 6, 2019
Something that possesses the qualities of a Pine Needle.
The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":

Bart: He's an Aserose.
Proffessor Frink: Oh really? He possesses the qualities of a pine needle?
Bart: I didnt bring a Gameboy, this is all I've got.
Aserose by mickey c May 8, 2007

astro black 

1. extremely blunted, either to the point of blacking out, or reaching a higher state of mind then ever before
2. an enlightened black man
"Last night I took three bong rips, smoked a blunt, and reached astro black"
"Brother Muhammad is all astro black now after reading the Koran all day"
astro black by somaticvibe April 30, 2008