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One of a kind human being. You can know be sure of this since it has not been defined here before.

If the epitome of humanity can be summarised in one word,that word would be Asoo

Asoo emotions are characterised by two things, pure intentions and white heart.

Usually rocks big GunZ and even bigger eyebrows, having an Asoo in your life is a blessing, he'll be there whenever you want him and does his best to put a smile on your face.

Never betray an Asoo, or steal from him, biggest mistake of your life, cause you will regret it as long as you live.

According to ancient mesopotamia's script, the world's problem is that, there are not enough Asoos in it.

Aristole once said, " a utopian society is one with Asoo at the helm,
a dystopian one is the Asooless one" .

Governments around the world can take a note or two on how to manage their countries from watching asoo's daily rituals as a productive and responsible member of the nation.

Amazing lover as well, dating an Asoo instantly raises your stature in community.
Person #1: oh man am the luckiest person in existence

Person #2: why?

Person #1: I have Asoo in my life

Person #2: omg am so jealous *commits suicide*
asoo by OniChaaaan November 23, 2021
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One of a kind human being. You can know be sure of this since it has not been defined here before.

If the epitome of humanity can be summarised in one word,that word would be Asoo

Asoo emotions are characterised by two things, pure intentions and white heart.

Usually rocks big GunZ and even bigger eyebrows, having an Asoo in your life is a blessing, he'll be there whenever you want him and does his best to put a smile on your face.

Never betray an Asoo, or steal from him, biggest mistake of your life, cause you will regret it as long as you live.

According to ancient mesopotamia's script, the world's problem is that, there are not enough Asoos in it.

Aristole once said, " a utopian society is one with Asoo at the helm,
a dystopian one is the Asooless one" .

Governments around the world can take a note or two on how to manage their countries from watching asoo's daily rituals as a productive and responsible member of the nation.

Amazing lover as well, dating an Asoo instantly raises your stature in community.
Person #1: oh man am the luckiest person in existence

Person #2: why?

Person #1: I have Asoo in my life

Person #2: omg am so jealous *commits suicide*
asoo by OniChaaaan November 23, 2021
One of a kind human being. You can know be sure of this since it has not been defined here before.

If the epitome of humanity can be summarised in one word,that word would be Asoo

Asoo emotions are characterised by two things, pure intentions and white heart.

Usually rocks big GunZ and even bigger eyebrows, having an Asoo in your life is a blessing, he'll be there whenever you want him and does his best to put a smile on your face.

Never betray an Asoo, or steal from him, biggest mistake of your life, cause you will regret it as long as you live.

According to ancient mesopotamia's script, the world's problem is that, there are not enough Asoos in it.

Aristole once said, " a utopian society is one with Asoo at the helm,
a dystopian one is the Asooless one" .

Governments around the world can take a note or two on how to manage their countries from watching asoo's daily rituals as a productive and responsible member of the nation.

Amazing lover as well, dating an Asoo instantly raises your stature in community.
Person #1: oh man am the luckiest person in existence

Person #2: why?

Person #1: I have Asoo in my life

Person #2: omg am so jealous *commits suicide*
asoo by OniChaaaan November 23, 2021
One of a kind human being. You can know be sure of this since it has not been defined here before.

If the epitome of humanity can be summarised in one word,that word would be Asoo

Asoo emotions are characterised by two things, pure intentions and white heart.

Usually rocks big GunZ, having an Asoo in your life is a blessing, he'll be there whenever you want him and does his best to put a smile on your face.

Never betray an Asoo, or steal from him, biggest mistake of your life, cause you will regret it as long as you live.

According to ancient mesopotamia's script, the world's problem is that, there are not enough Asoos in it.

Aristole once said, " a utopian society is one with Asoo at the helm,
a dystopian one is the Asooless one" .

Governments around the world can take a note or two on how to manage their countries from watching asoo's daily rituals as a productive and responsible member of the nation.

Amazing lover as well, dating an Asoo instantly raises your stature in community.
Person #1: oh man am the luckiest person in existence

Person #2: why?

Person #1: I have Asoo in my life

Person #2: omg am so jealous *gets crippling depression*
asoo by OniChaaaan November 23, 2021
Them: Yu must sexually identify as a apache helicopter
Me: Stop asooning shit. But yes.
Asoon by KeelHaul September 6, 2019

Asooka Tan Ho 

Receiving oral sex from an over user of fake tan who ends up walking around with a face that resembles a mix of Ashoka Tano and Freddie Krueger.
"Picked up a slag last night who at first glance looked like a burn victim, but after I blammed on her face she was a ringer for Asooka Tan Ho!"
Asooka Tan Ho by Delburtington July 27, 2021
I asoom you know how to type
asoom by Deezpants February 3, 2022
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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