Artisisst 

The sacred art of turning every little passing thought into a moment of self glorification, while insisting the world just doesn't "get it".

Devi's a bit of an artisisst on her social media.

Artisisst by Nununuqana November 23, 2024

Artifistal Insemination 

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.

John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood

Artifistal Insemination by shame-us October 18, 2008

Artisit 

An artisit is a person that is half artistic and half autistic and consistently misspells the word artist.

Hey have you seen that comedian he's a real artisit when he's on stage.

Artisit by Johnsonjj September 25, 2010

artivist 

An activist who incorporates creativity into his or her schtick without losing credibility or street cred. And even if he or she does lose a little of those two things, the art usually makes up for the loss, rendering the person more soulful and/or funky, or at the very least rejuvinated for more activism-- sort of like what happens with religion, but less complicated, depending on the scope of the artivistic endeavor.

"The Sierra Club could really use some artivists on its payroll, huh?"
"Yeah, bro, their latest campaign was entirely un-artivistic, ineffective, and corporate-friendly."
"Yeah."

artivist by stepitupconsultant August 17, 2007

antisistant 

1) A person, hired and paid for, who no matter how high their level of education and/or experience, will always manage to make matters worse, rather than better. Messing up your neat stack of TPS reports; tripping and spoiling hot coffee on the exec that was about to inform you of your promotion; rear-ending your Porsche with a Honda Civic on a weekly basis.

2) Another definition of course is: complete absence of tolerance for anything whatsoever. This affliction only lasts to your demise, which should by all rights be imminent.

1) I think Flabbergasted Hasntgotaclue should be our antisistant of the month. All in favor, throw your obesitoy at him *now*.

2) Man she's so antisistant she cannot even put on a Snorgtee without sneezing!

antisistant by Smoking Windmills July 23, 2010

artivist 

A political activist who expresses their values through interpretive artistic craft.

Did you see the signs in that protest, I swear some of those activists are pure artivists.

artivist by NE Freedom Ride December 17, 2012

Artissistic

An artist whose greatest masterpiece may be the carefully constructed impression of their own artistic importance. The unique and noxious blend of narcissism and creativity.

I’ve decided she’s not just artistic—she’s artissistic: an artist whose ego may be her most carefully cultivated medium.

Artissistic by Lillipalooza September 17, 2026