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All Arsene Wenger
The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.
In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."
In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."
Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."
All Arsene Wenger by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008
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Arseneo • arsene • Arsenio • arsene wenger • arseheol • Arseneau • Arseneck • Arsened • Arsenefail • Arsene Lupin
Arseneck
A particularly chubby person with fat rolls around the back of the neck resembling an arse or ass.
The species mainly comes from Northen England (accompanied with a strong Northen accent), thriving on potato cobblers and Coors Fine Light Beer.
Some, but not all of them have very poor vision and as a result they squint almost all of the time. They can also be seen wearing beanie hats and perfectly fit the description of 'Brit abroad' whilst on holiday.
The species mainly comes from Northen England (accompanied with a strong Northen accent), thriving on potato cobblers and Coors Fine Light Beer.
Some, but not all of them have very poor vision and as a result they squint almost all of the time. They can also be seen wearing beanie hats and perfectly fit the description of 'Brit abroad' whilst on holiday.
John, check out that chubby fucker!
- Said creature turns around, showing his neck
Fuck me, he's a proper arseneck!
- Said creature turns around, showing his neck
Fuck me, he's a proper arseneck!
Arseneck by hopintheroflcopter July 7, 2011
Arsene
There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet
Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband
Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?
Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....
Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?
Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....
Arsene by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020
Arseness
Arseness by SkankyWhoreBag October 17, 2008
Arsenio
Arsenio (n) is usually a non-chalant discreet being who can get free stuff when he really tries. Tends to be charming and persuasive so beware of crossing paths with him because your knees may buckle and then you might bust your lip. Don't worry though he is very helpful and will help you. Always born on Valentines day so he is usually affectionate and loving. He is athletic and smooth like his caramelized skin yet he will snap and kick some jaws In so do not test him. Arsenio loves roses and knows how to pluck the thorns right off them. He has Cambodian flavored eyes and usually is mixed with black too. Some people can't handle his friendly personality because he can be overbearing sometimes but he really doesn't have bad intentions like they assume Sometimes. Arsenio is so gorgeous like a greek god statue. Women love to think he is flirting with them but he is just a sweet guy and actually has a very hott lesbian girlfriend. Arsenios are asthmatic yet enjoy smoking Mary Jane. Fun and intelligent however sometimes he don't make sense when he talks but we all know what he is trying to say. Usually very positive and fun to be around. Arsenios have a huge loud laugh that makes his roses bloom. Some people hate Arsenio because they can't understand his demeanor or misinterpret his intentions but they can't help loving him in the end.
Girl #1: "I really wish I would come across an Arsenio styled pair of underwear next time we shop."
Girl #2: "OMG if you do can I please borrow them sometimes!?"
Hey! That Bubby dude over there just laughed like Arsenio.. How weird is that?
I really wonder why my little brother runs around with his inhaler pretending to be an Arsenio...?
That damn Arsenio is always lurking in my pot field.
That RnB singer looks just like a Arsenio.
Yes! Our quarterback just scored an Arsenio!
I need to hire an Arsenio to help my roses grow.
All guys should be more like Arsenio and they will be happier.
Girl #2: "OMG if you do can I please borrow them sometimes!?"
Hey! That Bubby dude over there just laughed like Arsenio.. How weird is that?
I really wonder why my little brother runs around with his inhaler pretending to be an Arsenio...?
That damn Arsenio is always lurking in my pot field.
That RnB singer looks just like a Arsenio.
Yes! Our quarterback just scored an Arsenio!
I need to hire an Arsenio to help my roses grow.
All guys should be more like Arsenio and they will be happier.
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