Arsened

When someone gives you a ton of attention, leading you on, then completely ghosts you

(Bro 1)- bro that bitch got “arsened”

(Bro 2) bro poor guy, he really liked her

by Hfhen1353 December 15, 2018

All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."

Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."

by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008

Arsoned

to Maliciously set fire to

that fool arsoned Sara Palin's church and is back hiding in russia.

by KGB Pyro December 20, 2008

Arseneck

A particularly chubby person with fat rolls around the back of the neck resembling an arse or ass.

The species mainly comes from Northen England (accompanied with a strong Northen accent), thriving on potato cobblers and Coors Fine Light Beer.

Some, but not all of them have very poor vision and as a result they squint almost all of the time. They can also be seen wearing beanie hats and perfectly fit the description of 'Brit abroad' whilst on holiday.

John, check out that chubby fucker!
- Said creature turns around, showing his neck
Fuck me, he's a proper arseneck!

by hopintheroflcopter July 7, 2011

Arsene

There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet

Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....

by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020

Arseness

a cetain way to call somthing stupid, dumb, retarded.

Ugh, what arseness.
That's so arseness.

by SkankyWhoreBag October 17, 2008

arsene wenger

Manager of Arsenal, the best thing that has happened to football in england since studs on boots, with intellect comparable to Einstien

arsene wenger led arsenal to another win over spurds

by Matthieu April 1, 2005