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There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet
Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....
Arsene by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020
Words you can keep
The awakening persona in persona 5, he was based on Arsene Lupin, the last gentleman thief that ever lived. He has big black wings and wears red clothes. When Joker first uses a persona, his face starts burning with blue flames and arsene is summoned behind him.

Arsene resembles the rebel soul within joker, and is also the persona used with Joker in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, granting him many boosts.

In Tarot cards, Arsene is of the Fool Tarot, which can be maxed out with Igor's confidant.
"Arsene!"
"hey are you, ugh, fine?"

"I'm cosplaying as Joker"
"You are just in uniform..."
"Exactly... EIHAGAON!"

"What is your favorite persona?"
"Arsene of course!"
"Mine is Mara, have you seen what it looks like?"
Arsene by onceasushiones September 25, 2019
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pertaining to, or being an arse.
"I can't stand that arsene wenger."
arsene by sam March 19, 2004
A french boy who is hot as hell. He likes the number 7, for some reason. Everybody wants him but no one really dares to approach him. He's the best schnitzel there is on earth. He's really kind and he has the most beautiful brown eyes..
"He's an Arsène, be careful or you may fall for him."
"Do you know this guy? -Yeah, he's Arsène. -Oh that explains it. Hot damn!"
Arsène by boopbot April 10, 2018
A funny person who knows just what to say. They tend to be very talented people, who are natural conversation starters. An Arséne is a great type of person to have in your life, as they will brighten your day anytime they talk, no matter the topic. They fit well with introverts as they are very cool and fun people, they can balance an introvert out.
"Hey, that person is so cool! They're like, the life of the party!"

"I know right, they must be an Arséne."

"Totally."
Arséne by GothicMoth September 17, 2023

arsene wenger 

Manager of Arsenal, the best thing that has happened to football in england since studs on boots, with intellect comparable to Einstien
arsene wenger led arsenal to another win over spurds
arsene wenger by Matthieu April 1, 2005

Arsene Lupin 

A fictional character created by Maurice Leblanc. He was a French "gentlemen" Thief. Meaning he stole things in more of a chivalrous way. Not busting in, gun ready to shoot every person unless he got the money. He was classier than that.
The character Lupin the Third the supposed to be the grandson of Arsene Lupin
Arsene Lupin by ramtha December 27, 2006
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