Arsem 

A handsome and sexy person from china who has 2000IQ

damn Arsem is so sexy

Arsem by guy from china not india ok December 11, 2020

Talking Through Your Arse 

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;

“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

Talking Through Your Arse by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

arse herpes 

The ultimate sexually transmitted disease, suggestive of slutty sexual behaviour.

Mary: “hey you bastard you’ve given me herpes”
Dave: “most likely arse herpes”

arse herpes by Chrish77 August 3, 2019

Arse ignment 

A burdensome assessment item forming part of a university course, usually completed with reluctance after considerable procrastination

This subject has two arse ignments: a powerpoint presentation and a reflective essay

Arse ignment by Winebibber May 22, 2011

You can't sit on your own arse. 

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

You can't sit on your own arse. by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022

Arse-clown 

A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.

John - "He's so stupid."
Bob - "No, he's an arse-clown!"

Arse-clown by Peter 01988 January 6, 2008