Arse-clown
A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.
Arse-clown by Peter 01988 January 6, 2008
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Arse Clown
A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.
"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"
"He's an Arse Clown"
"Oh, of course!.."
"He's an Arse Clown"
"Oh, of course!.."
Arse Clown by Tickety September 26, 2005
Related Words
arseclown • arse • Arse Bandit • arse licker • arse-wank • arse burgers • arse fez • arse piss • arse ache • arse blaster
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Arseclown by Sydney Correspondent September 1, 2003
arseclown
One who, while exhibiting the outward affectations of substance, worldliness & sophistication, is in fact a rank amateur with a fondness for plagiarism & convincing surfaces.
Of Scandinavian origin(akin to Icelandic klunni, clumsy person), or of Low German origin.
Of Scandinavian origin(akin to Icelandic klunni, clumsy person), or of Low German origin.
arseclown by Rene Deveraux January 4, 2005
arseclown
i thought i bloody well invented arse-clown, but i guess not. an arse-clown is someone who tools around and is a bit weak instead of getting the job done.
arseclown
"Those arseclowns"
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Arseclown by Jessie McGowan May 18, 2020
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