TUBE

Medical shorthand. Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Female, 19, mild foot pain. 5ml sodium pentathol. TUBE.
by Lord Grimcock August 21, 2007
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TUBE

A secret doctors term for,
Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Doctors convince patients to summit to a breast exam while they are there for something else.
"While your here mrs smith i'll give you a quick breast exam, pop your top off"

"Your not going to tube me you filthy old bastard"
by Anton bevermarsh January 10, 2021
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TUBE

any kind of canned BEERbeing 12 oz. or larger
Dude, pick up a six pack of tubes.
by RAY GOFORTH December 22, 2004
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In the tube

Phrase meaning - Fully reachable through on-line chat, email, and phone. Typically used in an collaborative work setting to denote that you will be out of office, but easily reachable. Originating in the southeast, it may be a derivation stemming from the old office mail suction tubes - "able to be reached through the tubes".
by Bundas April 30, 2013
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The Tube

"The Tube" was made up by Brandon DiCamillo, who frequently talks about it on Radio Bam. The Tube is a long, clear plastic tube. It is used in a competition where two people, preferably men, insert an end into each of their anuses. Then they both defecate. The winner is determined by whose feces comes out the other side.
by Jessica Mdizzle February 22, 2008
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tube

Idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag
"See him he's a pure tube man !"
translates as "That chap is a proper fool"
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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tube

fuck the tube, I have a car.
by blah December 15, 2003
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