tube

Idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

"See him he's a pure tube man !"
translates as "That chap is a proper fool"

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

tube

london underground/metro/subway

fuck the tube, I have a car.

by blah December 15, 2003

tube

Television

I feel like watching the tube

by Arya F April 3, 2003

tube

Noun: A derisive and/or derogatory term for a Woman's vagina.

Dahveed: "Yo Emy, why'd you break-up with Jackie?"

Emy: "I was tired of banging her tube"

Dahveed: "Hey that brode is so hawt I wanna fuck her tube"

by Dahveed May 12, 2008

Tube

A water bong, particularly one used to smoke marijuana.

You guys tryin' to rip a couple tubes after the mixer?

by mp9124 April 19, 2006

TUBE

Medical shorthand. Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.

Female, 19, mild foot pain. 5ml sodium pentathol. TUBE.

by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

tube

1. A round, cylindical object.

2. The London Underground.

3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.

1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."

2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."

3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005