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Arfred is a word that is used to define someone who has undergone severe trauma and wishes for a quick death every night.

The word originates from a male of the same name. While he was a child, he was severely neglected, couple this with the fact that no one spoke a language he speaks, he was unable to make any friends.
Person 1: Yo, the new kid seems a bit of an Arfred.
Person 2: Yeah, we should probably help him.
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Kind, helpful, weird, and in great distress. He will always try his best to make time just to talk to you. When you're in a conversation with him, it's like you could talk about anything in the entire universe (and also it's death), hear things that you may have never heard of, and make yourself feel as special as possible.

But do be careful, he may suffer from multiple mental health issues and he might become too emotionally attached to you after some time.
Person 1: Hey, you're acting like a bit of an Arfred lately. Anything wrong?
Person 2 (in denial): It's fine. I'm alright.
Person 1: Don't worry, I'll listen.
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