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arctic farts 

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.
As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?
arctic farts by Chas501 April 26, 2016

All talk and no action 

All talk and no action is a description that can be applied to the chattering classes, certain politicians, incompetent managers, just about anyone who talks a lot, usually rubbish or irrelevancies, about a problem or situation but does sod all to resolve it. It can also be applied to males or females who talk a lot about sex, but when it comes down to getting physical run a mile
“How did you get on with that bird from HR last night?”
Waste of time, all talk and no action.”

Arctic Chokey 

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.
She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

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Colt Single Action Army

1. A powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.

In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."

— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.

Arctic gooch 

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water
After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch
Arctic gooch by Bobby boy July 23, 2014