Applepants

When someone kicks you in the crotch so hard that your dick swells into the size of an apple.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe she kicked him in the nuts so hard!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally got applepants.

by Kannibis March 29, 2010

Appleanus

The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bite the doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.

Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.

by ChristopherCeilidh December 7, 2010

Applehans

Feeling a girl up.

Having hands suit for touching boobs

He's got some good applehans

by boobies for life May 10, 2010

applepan

when one ties a rope around the nutsack, up the back, and around the neck such that should one sit down voluntarily (or be forced to sit down), the balls are pulled underneath the ass and sat upon

That chick I met online made me applepan myself before she'd show me her tits.

One applepanning's usually enough for a night.

by Falafel Mitt October 16, 2004

Apple Pants

Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.

I saw Brittany today, she didn't know it but she had apple pants.

by Deeks February 23, 2008

rcmp applicants

RCMP Applicant; a person who applies to become a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer

While awaiting the various steps needed in becoming a RCMP Officer, RCMP applicants/ candidates go through all kinds of emotions, i.e "did I disclose everything, am I fully prepared for panel interview; what about the PARE (fitness test)", and so many other things; potentially driving themselves crazy with uncertainty, anxiety, and confidence! Everything they require in order to proceed!

Only candidates know this; thus others, as supportive as they may be, don't understand; sometimes suggesting "maybe you should be a teacher, or a carpenter etc.!

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by winnipegdude November 10, 2014

Applehandsome

Adjective directly translated from norwegian meaning: «eplekjekk»

Meaning in acutality «cocky»

You are doing good, but do not become Applehandsome

by stichen May 19, 2022