applerant

A fruitist diatribe where the speaker denounces all non-apple fruit.

Looks like she just went out a three minute applerant for no ap-pear-ant reason.

applerant by Johnny Apple-screed December 18, 2022

appletart game 

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?

1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!

appletart game by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Apperatlus 

Application that runs any type of Atlus apparatus.

Google Maps is an Apperatlus, it runs on the Android platform.

Many types of apperatluses come standard on all different types of cellphones.

The Apple iPhone utilizes a Google Maps Apperatlus, AT&T charges

Apperatlus by |EStarr| November 30, 2009

Applelanche 

A lot of apples tumbling to the floor at once.

The word came from Avalanche. An avanlanche of apples.

Example: In a shop, the stand holding the apples, collapses sending all the apples to the floor at once.

When the stand in the store holding the apples collapsed, it sent all the apples to the floor in an Applelanche

Applelanche by Potato Implosion October 3, 2009

Appliantology 

The study of Appliances.

A fictional cult, per the Frank Zappa album "Joe's Garage" and parody of the First church of Appliantology.

An apprentice appliantologist may study appliantology in a wide range of applications, from common household appliances like toasters to state of the art networking appliances.

Don is a well known appliantologist working on network devices.

Appliantology by Octobit September 23, 2012

christina applegate 

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.

Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"

christina applegate by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

Applevangelist 

A person who is a fan of all things that Apple Computers produces and will actively try and convert others while bashing any competing technology on forums or even in public.

These people do not represent the average user of Apple products.

Oh no, hide your Droid, here comes Steve the Applevangelist.

Applevangelist by cal41 January 14, 2011