Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.
I saw Brittany today, she didn't know it but she had apple pants.
by Deeks February 23, 2008
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Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.
Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011
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