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Apostape 

One who leaves the religion of their childhood through sheer fucking will, usually to become a Heathen. They live their life to the fullest, never missing the chance to have fun, push their personal boundaries and gain the favor of Odin. An Apostape will live in such a way as to leave the members of the forsaken religion in envy of the Apostape. Apostape is a portmanteau of the words Apostate and Ape.
As soon as Laban realized his church was really just a cult he has been going fucking Apostape. Hes getting out of that cult, man. He sold that beater civic, divorced his fat wife, and used all the extra money to buy a HARLEY-DAVIDSON 2020 FAT BOB 114 Roadster. That dude is a mother fucking Apostape.
Apostape by Heathen Apostape April 9, 2020
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One who has abandoned one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause.
I was raised Mormon, but now I am the biggest apostate in the state of Utah.
apostate by Odin March 27, 2005

Apostaphobia 

Dislike or prejudice against a person or persons for leaving a religion, especially Islam.
‘Apostaphobia is a huge problem for ex-Muslims in the west.’
Apostaphobia by Perskeptive November 15, 2018

Apostate Prophet 

Highly underrated ex Muslim YouTuber who exposes Islam firsthand from experience, research and wisdom.

easily the gold standard when one asks for credible sources on why Islam is false and toxic.

Muslims hate him and ignorant people too for exposing the truth. But nobody can STOP AP!!!!
Apostate Prophet is a legend, him and David wood are the PB&J of destroying islam

Apostate prophet is an ex Muslim YouTuber
Apostate Prophet by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022

Jehovah's Witness Apostate 

A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
In the Jehovah’s Witness (JW) religion:

Any baptized JW who openly disagrees with or speaks out against either the JW religion or the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society (WTBTS).

Apostates are considered dangerous “followers of Satan” and are therefore shunned.
JW1: I haven’t seen Kyle recently. Where has he been?
JW2: You haven’t heard?! He’s an apostate!
JW1: Too bad. I liked him.
Apostate by JW Terms January 12, 2019

apostate prophet 

The apostate prophet is a youtuber who makes videos hating on Islam and religions in general, he is the peak definition of a reddit atheist.
person 1: "hey, do you watch the apostate prophet?"

person 2: "no, i have better things to do."
person 1: "agreed, he is a true reddit atheist."
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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