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apostrophobia 

Fear of the misuse of apostrophes when added to the plural version of a word, especially an acronym.
I have a recurring nightmare that in the future I will be the only person in the world with apostrophobia: everyone spells the plural of PC as PC's.
apostrophobia by baspring June 19, 2009

Facebook appsaphobia 

The excessive desire to avoid accepting applications for fear of getting a virus on your computer.
Please don't send me applications, invitations, drinks, farm animals and such on Facebook because I suffer from Facebook appsaphobia and I'll never join.

Apostophobia 

The fear of apostasy and apostates in all religions, Islam, Christianity, Hinduism etc......
"My brother left Islam, I hate him so much for that"
"Bro Apostophobia sucks, Don't be apostophobic"

apitaphobia 

The fear of Armpits.
I have Apitaphobia! Get that thing away from my face!
(A-pit-Uh-fo-BEE-a)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026