Apehole

The rectum of a primate, used in place of asshole when one is around ones grandmother.

Jesus, Bob, stop being such an apehole and help me lift this casket.

by Addai the fuggin dog August 12, 2018

Appholes

Those geeks who are always showing off the latest and greatest app's for their hip new iPhones in front of their friends, particularly those who still use ancient cell phones.

Fred and Wilma think they're so cool cause they know when to go to the bathroom during the movies, using their new "piss-app" from Apple. They are such appholes; do they also need an app to tell them when to eat?

by tuffy53 December 21, 2009

axehole

A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

Dude, you're such an axehole, I can't breathe in this locker room!

by Woletrap Nayr August 14, 2008

Axehole

What people who use obscene amounts of Axe body spray smell like.

Man, Chris smells like an axehole today.

by Wayne Enterprises Inc. December 3, 2010

Axehole

When a person sprays a large amount of Axe Body Spray in a locker room in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.

"I'd rather smell Osama Bin Laden's crack than have to whiff this dreaded axehole infested locker room."

"Grow a pair, faggot."

by Hi I'm OrdealByFire March 15, 2009

apphole

A person who is constantly annoying other people with information and sound effects via iphone apps.

Judy is such an apphole now. She was much cooler before she got her iphone.

by Zazzuu May 16, 2009

apphole

A person with a smartphone that has access to thousands of free apps and becomes obsessed with them, and spends 25 hours a day looking through, and downloading, apps. They are consumed by them the way Ursula is consumed with the persuit of king Tritan's crown and staff of power.

Put down your ****ing phone and take care of your kids for Pete's sake. I'm gonna call CPS, apphole.

by caliwilli September 12, 2010