A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.
Dude, you're such an axehole, I can't breathe in this locker room!
by Woletrap Nayr July 19, 2008
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The nasally challenged dork who engulfs himself in every axe product available all on the same night, thus sending your nostrils and lungs into overload and out of commission for the night.
Jesus, I could could smell that axehole a block away; someone please hose him off.
by Slippery noodle September 27, 2011
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A person who sprays various cans of axe on at one time.
Man, I can smell it from here. That guy is a total axehole
by dallen934 October 7, 2011
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-A gash in a solid object or mass, produced by forceful contact from a swing of an axe.
-A play on the word asshole, a sort of Malaprop.
-A term that describes dirtbag lumberjacks.

-When used in conjuction with lumberjack,(a derogatory term for gay men) it can be an add-on to further convey a gay male's affinity for man orifice.

-A double entendre that can be used in a script re-write to appease a Television or Film censor.
"Did you catch the Lumberjack Sports Show on the TV? There were axeholes everywhere"

"Yeah, homo Ernie loves the axeholes, he's a real lumberjack."

"Well the censor said we can't have the villain say asshole. So, instead of a knife, we'll give him an axe, and as he finishes hacking his victim up, we'll have him say..."
"How do you like that, axehole?"
by JuanThompson July 19, 2007
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Someone who asks stupid, annoying, insignifigant questions.
My mother is such an axehole at family affairs, while interogating others.
by Desiree' June 30, 2007
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What people who use obscene amounts of Axe body spray smell like.
Man, Chris smells like an axehole today.
by Wayne Enterprises Inc. December 3, 2010
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When a person sprays a large amount of Axe Body Spray in a locker room in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.
"I'd rather smell Osama Bin Laden's crack than have to whiff this dreaded axehole infested locker room."

"Grow a pair, faggot."
by Hi I'm OrdealByFire March 15, 2009
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