Abehole

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a joking asshole. Someone who is an asshole in a loving or confused manner.

1: "He started talking about my girl when she was clearly in the room!"
2: "Haha that Abehole"

1: "How was the Sixth Sense? I've never seen it and am watching it tonight."
2: "It was good. I was so confused till I found out Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!"
1: "Wow you're an Abehole!!!"

Abehole by 2166 November 10, 2010

Words you can keep

Abshole

1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.

1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!

Abshole by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

Related Words

Abehole • acehole • axehole • Asehole • Abshole • Abholea • Apehole • aňehole • Ale hole • ab hole

axehole

A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

Dude, you're such an axehole, I can't breathe in this locker room!

axehole by Woletrap Nayr August 14, 2008

Word of the Day on July 16, 2012

Axehole

What people who use obscene amounts of Axe body spray smell like.

Man, Chris smells like an axehole today.

Axehole by Wayne Enterprises Inc. December 3, 2010

Axehole

When a person sprays a large amount of Axe Body Spray in a locker room in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.

"I'd rather smell Osama Bin Laden's crack than have to whiff this dreaded axehole infested locker room."

"Grow a pair, faggot."

Axehole by Hi I'm OrdealByFire March 15, 2009

axehole

The nasally challenged dork who engulfs himself in every axe product available all on the same night, thus sending your nostrils and lungs into overload and out of commission for the night.

Jesus, I could could smell that axehole a block away; someone please hose him off.

axehole by Slippery noodle September 27, 2011

Apehole

The rectum of a primate, used in place of asshole when one is around ones grandmother.

Jesus, Bob, stop being such an apehole and help me lift this casket.

Apehole by Addai the fuggin dog August 12, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026