Abehole

a joking asshole. Someone who is an asshole in a loving or confused manner.

1: "He started talking about my girl when she was clearly in the room!"
2: "Haha that Abehole"

1: "How was the Sixth Sense? I've never seen it and am watching it tonight."
2: "It was good. I was so confused till I found out Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!"
1: "Wow you're an Abehole!!!"

by 2166 November 10, 2010

Abshole

1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.

1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

axehole

A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

Dude, you're such an axehole, I can't breathe in this locker room!

by Woletrap Nayr August 14, 2008

Axehole

What people who use obscene amounts of Axe body spray smell like.

Man, Chris smells like an axehole today.

by Wayne Enterprises Inc. December 3, 2010

Axehole

When a person sprays a large amount of Axe Body Spray in a locker room in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.

"I'd rather smell Osama Bin Laden's crack than have to whiff this dreaded axehole infested locker room."

"Grow a pair, faggot."

by Hi I'm OrdealByFire March 15, 2009

axehole

The nasally challenged dork who engulfs himself in every axe product available all on the same night, thus sending your nostrils and lungs into overload and out of commission for the night.

Jesus, I could could smell that axehole a block away; someone please hose him off.

by Slippery noodle September 27, 2011

Apehole

The rectum of a primate, used in place of asshole when one is around ones grandmother.

Jesus, Bob, stop being such an apehole and help me lift this casket.

by Addai the fuggin dog August 12, 2018