Antitroll 

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Noun- The troll's counterpart, analagous to a hero's antihero. To put it briefly and bluntly, trolls try to make you look like a pussy; antitrolls try to make you look like an asshole.

To further explain:

The common troll seeks to sow discord and negative emotion among an otherwise peaceful (may or may not be intelligent) dialogue, which is usually held on an Internet thread or message board.

The common antitroll attempts to inject logic and positive reasoning into an otherwise hateful (may or may not be unintelligent) collective diatribe, also usually held on the Internet.

However, note the three characteristics both have in common:

1. Both are contradicting the purpose of the thread they target, and quite often don't care about the topic itself.

2. Both are commonly the subjects of hatred for doing so; they also enjoy this hatred.

3. Both usually have nothing better to do with their lives, at least during the actual troll/antitroll session, and know that their efforts won't change anyone's opinions/views. It's just for the lulz (trolls)/ to pass the time(antitrolls).

A Justin Bieber fan site:

Fan: I just love Justin's music, he's really talented :D

Troll: shut up, bitch. ur fuking ghey 4 lieking dat Beaver anyway.

Fan: OMG SHUT UP HATER, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T GET GIRLS LIKE HIM!

Troll: Probly cuz I don't liek girlz dat look liek d00ds...

Fan 2: YOU SONOF-

*discord ensues*

(Note that the troll actually has no real opinion of Bieber, unlike the hater mentioned below)

Bieber-Hater Chatroom:

Hater: These Beaver fans are f*cking insane. This one girl got all butthurt and hit me just cause I said I hated the prick...

Antitroll: You can't really blame a celebrity for their stupid fans, dude... Anyway, why do you guys hate him so much? What has he done to you?

Hater: He fucking ruined music for me, which impacts my life.

Antitroll: Right...so...why not just ignore him and listen to something else? You guys seem to be obsessing over Bieber as much as the fangirls you talk about...

Hater: ….stop ruining our hate dude, it's just jokes. Who the hell invited this buzzkill?

*hatred continues*

(Note how the antitroll attempts to crush otherwise harmless hate with insistent logic, regardless of the outcome or victims)

Antitroll by AdmiralBetas January 27, 2011

autotroll 

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.

Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.

autotroll by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

anti troll 

a person who apposes trolls by playing into their game, then keeps them occupied long enough too inform them they've been anti trolled, then leaves them making complete fools of themselves trying to defend trolls with inaccurate points such as "you obviously don't know what a troll is" "you were angry, which entertained us and is the definition of trolling" or my favorite "you're a complete retard, and are angry that we trolled you".

the truth is when you troll someone, then stay around long enough too be anti trolled you are NOT a troll.

ignore the lame defenses they will more then likely use, if you stick around, or leave more comments explaining to them (how you played them) you are not a successful anti troll, just let them squirm.

the troll: Tries too enrage you, using anything he or she can, what ever they can think of based on "the cloths you wear, music you listen too, groups you're in, family members, but the most popular trolling location is in celebrity death sites"

anti troll: Question the trolls judgement or opinion, constantly attack his or her points with more intellectual points, when he or she suggests that you are angry, upset, or "attacking him or her personally" you tell him or her that you are not bothered by the statements they make, you just think they are immoral.

when they suggest that you have been "trolled" deny it,

Quote the things they said in an attempt to enrage you, and tell them "if anything you trolled yourself"

this will lead to an attempt by "the troll" to question your mental competence, and explain to you the definition of a troll.

after they aggravate themselves assuming that you are actually "mentally incompetent".

send them the link to this "anti troll" definition

and ask them how it feels to be anti trolled, then tell them they are not intelligent enough to be a troll and leave.

if you stick around you will more then likely end up "trolled".

anti troll by princeantitroll December 24, 2009

Anti-troll 

A person how trolls others for the greater good.

Jack is not a troll, he's a anti-troll.

Anti-troll by NoKKKallowed September 21, 2019

Attrollney@Lawl 

Someone highly skilled in destroying would be trolls, usually by way of counter-trolling them so well that they become self-raged and eat a rainbow taco.

Notable AtTROLLneys@LawL include Section9's Cyborg, Joe Rogan and Henry Rollins; all of whom have passed the bar exam on being an Attrollney and angering wouldbe hecklers.

TROLL: HEY GUYS UMAD?

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: OBJECTION!! Prosecution is fat and currently using McDonald's WiFi while being such a porky cow; thus his testimony is food-based and his accusations of mad stem from his high blood pressure. I move to a motion of lol@fattie and to have his statement stricken from the records.

TROLL: WTF U PHAG IMNOT FAT STFU

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: Yes, you are you look like yous swallowed a hot air balloon. The Defense rests, you tubby bitsh.

Observer: Thank god we hired Cyrus Borgums, Attrollney@lawl .

Attrollney@Lawl by section9gaming June 19, 2011

Antrollio 

When your friend, that gets heavily ragged on, suddenly starts trolling everyone in the group.

Damn Antrollio is back at it again.

Antrollio by Annon2019 January 10, 2019

autotroll 

1. Someone who makes deliberately inflammatory or outrageous statements on his own website or other forum in order to attract attention and/or traffic.

2. The act of making such a statement.

Johnathan Alter autotrollis by attacking bloggers in "All Umbrage All the Time" just to get bloggers to talk about his article and link to it.

autotroll by D.B. Echo August 17, 2008