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Awsomnia 

Aw·som·ni·a Aw-som-nee-uh Noun.

Inability to obtain or sustain sufficient sleep due to the complete awsomeness of something.
"That new Lars Frederiksen song is so awsome it's given me a bad case of cronic awsomnia from which i may never recover. I can't stop listening to it."
Awsomnia by Captain Insayno. November 20, 2011

anxsomnia 

Insomnia, or inability to sleep, caused or characterized by anxiety; often persistent and unpleasant in nature.
I usually get anxsomnia right before bed or early in the morning, when I have things I'm worried about.
anxsomnia by EBerg April 29, 2014

Ansonia CT 

A Rathole where every white person acts black, no one wants to live there, they never cancel school, and all the girls are tramps,
Dude 1"Yo, you wanna go to Ansonia CT"
Dude 2"Hell no dude, its filled with hipsters, theres like 11 cool kids, like Jake L. David H. Brandon S. Cameron W. and wed probably get jumped by white black people"
Ansonia CT by SirChuckelsAlot January 1, 2011
Ansonia, the fucking shittiest town in the world. The school district is poor and they don't cancel school even if there's a blizzard. All the white people think they're black and are ignorant (ignant) motherfuckers. Mostly consisted of n00bs who think that moving your mouse will increase internet speeds. Also, people who incorperate internet speed with the speed of your PC. (Example: Uhh, my computer's so slow! I'm getting DSL soon.)

The only smart people is Justino, Koof, Cameron, Walt, Dave.
- Ansonia, Go Chargers! Woohoo! Yay! - Oh we lost our last game.
- I have spyware on my PC, time to get a new one.
- We all think Windows > Mac, even though we're n00bs.
Ansonia by Paralex July 31, 2008

anxsomnia 

Insomnia, or inability to sleep, caused or characterized by anxiety; often persistent and unpleasant in nature.
I usually get anxsomnia right before bed or early in the morning, when I have things I'm worried about.
anxsomnia by EBerg April 29, 2014

assomnia 

severe mental disorder in which the visual and auditory cortices of the brain are not synced.
Randy has terrible assomnia. It severely limits his capabilities.
assomnia by dudederdude102 July 6, 2009