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assomnia 

severe mental disorder in which the visual and auditory cortices of the brain are not synced.
Randy has terrible assomnia. It severely limits his capabilities.
assomnia by dudederdude102 July 6, 2009
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Awsomnia 

Aw·som·ni·a Aw-som-nee-uh Noun.

Inability to obtain or sustain sufficient sleep due to the complete awsomeness of something.
"That new Lars Frederiksen song is so awsome it's given me a bad case of cronic awsomnia from which i may never recover. I can't stop listening to it."
Awsomnia by Captain Insayno. November 20, 2011
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assomniac 

One who cannot sleep at night, like an insomniac, until they get some ass.
Man I can't sleep, I need some ass, because I am an assomniac.
assomniac by The_Amazing_Wordsmiths November 10, 2017

assomniac 

One who cannot sleep at night, like an insomniac, until they get some ass.
Man I can't sleep, I need some ass, because I am an assomniac.
assomniac by The_Amazing_Wordsmiths November 10, 2017
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