Inability to obtain or sustain sufficient sleep due to the complete awsomeness of something.
"That new Lars Frederiksen song is so awsome it's given me a bad case of cronic awsomnia from which i may never recover. I can't stop listening to it."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'